Sociable

I am now available on social networking sites. Specifically Facebook. I hear it's the big new thing.

So does this make me sociable?

Realisation

To solve my emotional problems, I am having cognitive behavioural therapy.

Today, the psychotherapist said to me: "You need to recognise that your behaviour is exceptionally dull and tedious".

Then she charged me forty-five pounds.

I feel enlightened. I shall go back next week.

Scabby knees

To solve my emotional problems, I am having regression therapy.

I am currently three years old.

I was a very boring three-year-old too.

Mummy, can I have some more chocolate spread?