So that's Easter over for another year. During the four-day holiday, I discovered that there is nothing special about the average Easter egg. It is just a bar of chocolate melted and then re-shaped as a large egg.

I feel cheated.


I cannot sleep tonight.

So I am counting sheep.

Or at least I was counting sheep until a few minutes ago. Unfortunately, they got bored and decided to go and jump over somebody else's gate instead.


Today I went to church to finally pray for the forgiveness of all my sins.

I didn't get very far. As I raised my eyes from my kneeling position to gaze up at the Lord Jesus Christ, he was already looking decidedly bored with hearing about my transgressions.

So I went home and watched Songs Of Praise instead.