My Humdrum life is not getting enough readers. This is disappointing. So I have decided to become a sex blogger. It is apparently the big new thing.

Here is my first sex blog post.

"Cindy Lou called up again. Breathily, she told me that she was moist and dripping.

I told her that she should really wear a sensible anorak if she intends to go out in the rain again."


I had a telephone call. It was from a woman named Cindy Lou. In breathy tones, she informed me that she would like to engage in torrid phone sex.

I told her that I couldn't possibly accommodate her until after 6.00pm, when the cheaper tariff starts. Then I hung up.