Spam

Spam email is so very humdrum that even I find it boring by now.

But wait just one humdrum minute - what's this?

Subject: The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound.

Oh, this does sound more interesting. Maybe I should open the email and read more ...

Welcome!
[E]rectile
[D]ysfunction?

Regrettably, the contrast of the tragic and poetic subject line with the very personal content beneath it is now making me wonder whether this isn't just spam, but rather yet one more missive from a bitter and disappointed ex-partner.

I really must get myself some better email correspondents.