Balls

I remember having genitals once. It was great. Happy days.

I don't have genitals now, of course. But I don't mind. Always look on the bright side, that's what I say. "Keep your chin up," I say to Mrs Colin, when we're discussing my lack of genitals. "Worse things happen at sea, Mrs Colin. I may not have any genitals, my dear Mrs Colin, but then again I could be dead. So you have to think positively, don't you?"

Mrs Colin just glowers at me whilst polishing her knives, though.