Happy happy humdrum

With Mrs Colin sharing her stocking(s) elsewhere this Christmas, I am about to seal myself indoors with an individual turkey dinner, a single festive cracker and an extra large bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream liqueur. I shall watch nothing but hour upon hour of comedy repeats on UK Gold.

I would like to wish a very humdrum Christmas to (all) my reader. Think of me when you are celebrating with your family and friends, opening presents and generally having a jolly old time.